Lie Detector (funny movie + text)

[Jimmy Kimmel]
I believe good sportsmanship and honesty are more important than just about anything when it comes to sports so I took it upon myself to share that lesson with the next generation of professional athletes; kids, but hooking them up to fake lie detector and driving them crazy. Here’s how that went.

JIMMY KIMMEL LIE DETECTIVE

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Well hello. How are you?

[Kid]
Good

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Good. Thank you for coming. I’m officer Jimmy and this is the Truth Fairy. The Truth Fairy is going to hook you up to a machine right now. Do you know what a lie detector is?

[Kid]
Ya

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
A lie detector is a machine that can tell if your lying or telling the truth. So you must always tell the truth though. Okay.

[Kid]
Ok

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Alright, now we’re going to put this on your head. And it will be already to go.

[Truth Fairy]
Wow!

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
That’s right! He’s got more gel than you Truth Fairy.

[Truth Fairy]
Ya – ya

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
You gel you hair

[Kid]
Yes

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Ok, alright umm – let’s start with your name, what is your name?

[Kid]
Blake

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Ok, very good. How old are you Blake?

[Blake]
7 years old.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
7 years old. What grade are you in?

[Blake]
1st grade.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Do you like school?

[Blake]
Yup

[BUZZER]

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Do you like school?

[Blake]
No

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
No, why don’t you like it?

[Blake]
I’m bad at science.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Your bad at science?

[Blake]
Yup

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
You don’t like science?

[Blake]
No

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Its boring?

[Blake]
Yup

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
What courses do you like?

[Blake]
Math

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
You like math.

[Blake]
Yup

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Ok, what’s 8+8?

[Blake]
16

[BUZZER]

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
14

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Have you ever peed in the swimming pool?

[Blake]
No

[BUZZER]

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
A little bit. Hold on, let me ask the Truth Fairy. Truth Fairy have you ever peed in the swimming pool?

[Truth Fairy]
Yes

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
You?

[Blake]
Yes

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Yes – I think we all have. It’s fun.

[Truth Fairy]
It’s great.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Sometimes I stand on the side and pee into the swimming pool.

[Truth Fairy]
It’s a lot of fun.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Umm, who do you like better your mother or a puppy?

[Blake]
My mother.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Your mother – why? Why?

[Blake]
Because she takes care of me.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
And puppies don’t.

[Blake]
NO

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
And puppies only care about themselves.

[Blake]
Ya

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Puppies are very selfish.

[Blake]
Ya

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Do you hate puppies?

[Blake]
Yes

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
No

[BUZZER]

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
You hate puppies?

[Blake]
Yes

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Do you feel like I can get you to say anything with this machine?

[Blake]
No

[BUZZER]

[Blake]
Yes

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Who do you think is smarter, your mom or dad?

[Blake]
Umm, Dad.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Dad. Why is Dad smarter?

[Blake]
He knows way more history.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
He knows more history. Does Mom ever do dumb things?

[Blake]
No

[BUZZER]

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Does Mom ever do dumb things?

[Blake]
Yes

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
She does. What kinds of dumb things does she do?

[Blake]
She says bad words.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Oh she says bad words.

[Truth Fairy]
Oh

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Like the really bad words?

[Blake]
Ya

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Whoa! Do you ever say bad words?

[Blake]
No

[BUZZER]

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
Sometimes?

[Blake]
A little bit.

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
A little bit with your friends? What are some of your favorite bad words?

[Blake]
(beep) and stuff.

[Truth Fairy]
Wow

[Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective]
(laughs) That’s one of my favorites. I don’t know if we can continue with this. Thank you Blake.